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Here's a joke - How to sell a toothbrush
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:17 PM - Thursday June 17, 2010

Here's a joke - How to sell a toothbrush

HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"

Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."

- Asked by curvysmartgirl, A Creative, Female, 36-45, Dallas, Artist / Musician / Writer

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LMAO!!

Those libs gonna like that one!

......:B)



- Response by beemerdoc, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Celebrity

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Actually, the government approach is more like:

You take over a pre-existing Dip & Chip stand, then you start selling sh*t from it. Then, when people complain, you start calling people up to hearings and demanding that THEY explain how they're responsible for what YOU did. Grandstand for a while and promise change. Then make everyone give you money, which you give to your liberal friends. Then resume selling sh*t from your Dip & Chip stand.

- Response by istillhatescrennames, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 66 or older

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i actually found this pretty damn funny.

- Response by jackstraw, A Life of the Party, Male, 36-45, Who Cares?

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Makes you want to kiss a frog


- Response by hwyrider, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, New Orleans, Science / Engineering

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