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Why birth control pills?
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:24 PM - Tuesday March 11, 2008

Why birth control pills?

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

- Asked by nightingale226, A Trendsetter, Female, Who Cares?

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Your stories are the best!!
I always look for them, thanks,
I needed that laugh!! :))))))))

- Response by helpful5714, A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Self-Employed

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LMFAO!!! This would help me sleep better too! LOL

- Response by lacey07, A Life of the Party, Female, Who Cares?, Other Profession

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